Ok, so maybe I should explain the name.
When Steph first came to Belgrade* with me -about a month after we got married -he kept joking about the fact that everything was YUGO-something; Yugopetrol, YUGO cars, YugoImport, you name it! It became a joke; we were walking on the Yugopavement to go to the Yugoshop to buy some Yugomilk...And that's how I became Yugowife (that and the fact that local women -mostly family- were spoiling him rotten with their Yugomanners, Yugocooking, Yugohospitality, etc.
The "desperate" bit comes from the fact that I've Limewired the whole of Desperate Housewives Season 2 while waiting for our furniture to arrive -and my downloading has been driving him nuts.
The not-so-desperate is because:
I'm trying to stay positive
I don't want to be desperate
I don't want him to think I am
Someone else has got the name Desperateserbwife and let's face it, it's way more accurate than Yugo-anything!!! But hey, I'm a nostalgic- of the day I got named Yugowife, of course! ;-)
*I was born there.